I would do you for a Klondike bar.
viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

viniumsabbathi:

Waka Flocka and Amy Poehler havin a moment in my dash.

tomhazeldine:

Basically all writers

brendon urie in 2006: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Thank you so very much for attending this evening
brendon urie in 2014: im gonna FUCK every SINGLE one of you
queensamwise:

#season 7 of parks & rec is gonna be wild (nataliatasha)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

notkatniss:

What a headline

notkatniss:

What a headline

dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.