I would do you for a Klondike bar.
I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself.
(via iamnotthesociopath)

mydogsnokes:

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

sexessive:

Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out

doshjun:

when u try talking to a cute boy and then ur much prettier friend comes and starts talking to him too

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