I would do you for a Klondike bar.

officialjew:

if you hate dogs then I can’t be friends with you sorry not sorry dog hater

bigfatboxofshit:

be-your—own-hero:

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

bigfatboxofshit:

be-your—own-hero:

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

-onixxx:

Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.

i know but idk
me when i know but idk (via bageutte)
beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

monochromaticblack:

"be stubborn about your goals but flexible about your methods." the best advice I’ve ever received.

I am angry that I starved my brain and that I sat shivering in my bed at night instead of dancing or reading poetry or eating ice cream or kissing a boy or maybe a girl with gentle lips and strong hands.
Laurie Halse Anderson, Wintergirls  (via silentious)

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life